cosmo tip #170
refuse to suck his dick unless kidz bop is playing
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if youre funny ive probably considered dating you
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hold the phone
channing tatum is hosting snl
Why are Louis from one direction and Tabitha from Tabithas salon takeover twins…..
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- they
- are
- twins
- .
- it grosses me out o k
this is the story of a girl
who cried a river and drowned the whole world because she had so much homework
I know everybody likes to talk about how weird they were as a kid but when I was in the fourth grade I would literally go to my neighbor’s koi pond and sit and play my recorder by myself and they would just stare from inside their house that was my life those were my choices
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im dropping out of school and becoming a porn star
youll find me under the name Edgar Allen Hoe
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